Volunteering in the NS Sales Department is a great way to develop your customer service skills, meet new people, and scratch that itch where you stand over newbies and gloat after they put on their controllers but don’t yet know how to turn themselves on, totally helpless and in your power.

Sales staff become part of the official Nanite Systems Corporation group and are expected to be (or willing to become) familiar with the basics of the system, as well as good teachers. Robots, cyborgs, and organics are all equally welcome to apply. Sales staff may occasionally be asked to roleplay conversions by enthusiastic customers, but are not obligated to do so.