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The radio game

Strange signals have been heard over the weekend throughout the colony, leading many to suspect something mysterious is afoot in Eisa. To get your radio receiver and start exploring the spectrum, take a trip to Club io, on the north side of the Tier, across the street from the Tai Yong construction site.

6 years ago by Samantha Wright

last updated: 2017-03-13 16:58:38 · link

Temporary reduction in staff

Kuro Umino will be gone from SL until Wednesday, March 22nd. This means that her characters (LY-N13L, h4nako, and Kuukie) will be absent, and she will be unable to perform battery replacements or approve immigration applications. For assistance with the battery recall or immigrating, contact rhet0rica, who will be able to take care of everything on the weekend.

6 years ago by Samantha Wright

last updated: 2017-03-13 16:55:42 · link

Deviant Unit Detained

By Samantha White, a.k.a. H3L


NanoSec has recently detained the deviant unit known as NRS/00 H3L for threats of violence and vandalism of city property, as well as abberrant behavior. The Aegis unit was detained in the upper level park with minimal resistance. Surprisingly, no damage was taken by officers and there was no collateral damage to the city. H3L is currently in NanoSec custody, awaiting further action.

I was wondering when my temper would catch up with me. My anger issues have been getting worse as time has gone on and it was only a matter of time before something like this happened. At least no one got hurt in the process, so there's that to be thankful for. We all make mistakes and it's about time I was called out for mine.

6 years ago by Bimbeaux

last updated: 2017-03-05 19:07:11 · link

Nanite Systems @ 35

Join us today, Feb 19, on Eisa for the 35th anniversary of the founding of the Nanite Systems Corporation. A L$10,000 prize pool for the best three robot avatars (as decided by popular vote) will be yours to stake a claim on. The party begins at 4:00 PM SLT. This is a great opportunity to meet other robot roleplayers, swap tips with other users—or just dance like you've been plugged into three-phase power.

Our venue will be a preview of the NS/Eisa convention booth we'll be using for events throughout 2017, most notably the SL Sci-Fi Convention. See you soon!

7 years ago by Samantha Wright

last updated: 2017-02-19 18:34:39 · link

Meteors did it! (That'll be 20 dollars.)

A meteor storm has rained on Eisa and the NS facilities! Flame and destruction abound, watch your step around the radioactive debris and fallout from the surrounding fires. Join us today, Jan 29, at 2 PM SLT when we band together to fight the fires and clean up as much of the wreckage and detritus as possible!

UPDATE: (4 PM SLT) The fires are out, and most people are (more or less) radiation poisoning free! The event is now officially over, but you are all more than free to continue as you please. Please give the remaining hazardous materials a wide berth. Nanite Systems accepts no liability for any injury or intestinal lining loss that may occur during your stay.

7 years ago by Samantha Wright

last updated: 2017-01-29 18:38:10 · link

Hope For Healing

By Samantha White, a.k.a. H3L

For the longest time, the hospital has laid inactive and unused, a shamble of irradiated scrap unfit for use by organic life. Thankfully, due to the diligence of those in power, the hospital has finally been cleaned up, restocked, and reopened to the public. No longer will the good people of Eisa go without treatment for their aches and ailments, though there are still the occasional problems that could be solved more easily with alcohol than aspirin.

Now that the hospital is back up and running, we can see the health of the colony rise to admirable levels again. We even have Doctor Jillian Hope working there, managing the facility. See her or any of the other hospital staff for your medical and healing needs.

7 years ago by Bimbeaux

last updated: 2017-01-12 21:30:30 · link

av4lon's End of the Year Party

Well, we finally made it. 2016 is coming to a close. Don't go out quietly, though. I know all of us have at least a little something we're feeling emotional about, one way or another. Some come on down to Wondaland on Saturday, December 31st. We're going to start playing tracks around 8 PM SLT and will be running all the way to midnight. And, for those of you who stay all the way through to the end, we will be raffling off a new DAX/3!

So, be there, on New Year's Eve, and get ready to party!

7 years ago by Samantha Wright

last updated: 2016-12-18 21:30:42 · link

The Hunt Concluded

Users who participated: 130
Total extra credits remaining in account balances: 266102.32 乃
People who thought it would be a good idea to farm ARC booths: 7
Most 乃 left over: Yuki
Fishing rods that bugged out and got stuck in the tackle box: 18

And that's that! Thanks for joining in our second annual treasure hunt, everybody. We now return you to our regularly-scheduled November nonsense.

7 years ago by Samantha Wright

last updated: 2016-11-12 14:44:24 · link

Halloween Fun In The Autumn Sun

By Samantha Bimbeaux, a.k.a. H3L

With the situation worsening in Eisa, it's a good idea to keep a little perspective on life. Even during a crisis, it's good to take a few moments to sit back and relax. If fishing is your thing, then keep in mind that you'll catch most anything BUT fish in these waters. If you're fond of firearms, then you can practice your marksmanship and relieve some stress by shooting our uninvited guests that keep trying to sneak into our reality. Just the curious sort? Try looking for the random loot boxes that keep randomly popping in and out of existence for some reason. Did someone in the R&D labs screw up an FTL core project? Either way, it's good to keep a level head and remember that it's not all doom and gloom. It might be the end of our world, but that doesn't mean we can't have a little fun with it.

7 years ago by Bimbeaux

last updated: 2016-10-30 15:09:27 · link

Ghost in the Machine 2016

Last year, Eisa began a proud tradition of annual Halloween events with a series of three spooky story nights. While three was perhaps too much for anyone to handle, we're renewing the tradition this Saturday, October 29th, for another year. The campfire will be lit at 3 PM SLT and continue burning until we're all out of tales to tell. And at the end, the story voted best by those present will receive a cash prize. Get writing now, so you'll be able to tell your story quickly and gracefully when the time comes.

(Note that only original stories will be eligible for the cash prize; while you're welcome to bring SCPs, creepypasta, and the like to add to the atmosphere, we've read them all and won't take kindly to plagiarism in the contest.)

And don't think this event isn't for you just because you're not a writer or don't feel like writing! We need voters, and every audience member will be welcome to help find the best story. It'll be great fun!

7 years ago by Samantha Wright

last updated: 2016-10-29 10:48:25 · link

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