Zootieland

The colony is overrun with slime green carpet, and the war for Eisa continues. Heavy losses on both sides have been reported following the recovery of shipments of flamethrowers, plasma pistols... and fabric cleaner.

Tomorrow, join us at the moderately more reasonable hour of 1:30 PM SLT in the newly-renovated Commune of the Zooties, on the north side of the Tier for a dance in celebration (or revilement) of our new self-spreading overlords. DAX/2 apr1l (998-73-0643) will be DJing!

In treasure hunt news, the release schedule has been progressing more slowly than expected, so we're pushing the timeline back. The hunt (and the Zootie Conquest) will continue until October 31st. Who will be victorious? Get in on the action and find out!

8 years ago by Samantha Wright