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13 days ago

A New Chassis for the Puddle Zone.


Nanite City, Eisa -- Visitors to The Puddle Zone's southern Upper Plate location after last Saturday's protests may have been surprised to find it moved. The small arcade/theater, managed and operated by local courtesan m3w, has been a popular social hangout for Nanite City residents, particularly on Sunday's double-header movie nights, with popular movies such as "Blade Runner 2049" and "Wall-E".

m3w's establishment is not gone, however, it has simply moved to a newer, larger, Streamline Moderne site in the northeast corner of the Upper Plate. Most of the contents of the old location have been retained, including the security guard, w3m, and the Monopoly-board dance pole, but some new features have been added, such as a bar and... doors. Hopefully, this new space and layout will continue to contribute to an open, welcoming culture in Nanite City.

vi0let has even upgraded from a chair on the roof of the old location to a van (with Nanosec-approved "Free Candy" sign) on the roof of the new location!

For more pictures about the new arcade, click here!

by. Void Node
last updated: 2018-07-02 17:44:13 · link
a month ago

Lore Day 2018

Lore Day 2018 is coming soon! On Saturday, June 16, join us in Indigo Creek Park at 12 PM SLT for our annual celebration of the history of NS, Eisa, and the Recreational Cybernetics Group. More details soon!

last updated: 2018-05-24 16:19:50 · link
2 months ago

Unit vi0let Assaulted!

by H3L

Early this morning, the gynoid known as vi0let was found atop the Arcade, having been heavily damaged by an unknown force. It's suggested that it was vandals attempting to permanently render vi0let offline, though other factors are being considered. If anyone has any information regarding this incident, please inform NanoSec and myself at your earliest convenience.

Updates will be posted as they arrive.

last updated: 2018-04-24 09:24:02 · link
4 months ago

Disco 3000 at Javik Station - March 2 at 5 PM SLT

Did you know Eisa has its own space colonies? Javik Station is another sim set in the Better Today universe. It's not far from the Purple Pearl, and specializes in services for men, especially men who have sex with men. Starting this Friday they'll be hosting a regular dance event for the whole community, and if you're reading this, you're invited! Two hours of amazing music, fresh, new minds and bodies to meet, and an excellent opportunity to find out just what happens when you stick a sausagefest and a clambake together.

Admission is free, dress code is wild. All attending gynoids will receive free capsules of liquid laundry detergent at the door.

P.S.: Check out Javik Station as soon as you can! Their coordinates are here.

last updated: 2018-02-24 19:18:37 · link
7 months ago

Raid On Rhapsody Robotics

by H3L

Eyes were drawn to the spectacle of a NanoSec raid on the old Rhapsody Robotics building today. Multiple explosions were heard as the building was breached, one unit suffering severe but only temporary damage. Soon after the explosions, ambient radiation was detected, prompting NanoSec to forcefully disperse the gathered crowd. NanoSec chief LY-N13L said "Rhapsody robotics will be seized by NanoSec to do further investigations as they are being accused of doing illegal conversions here at Eisa." about the incident, "Entering said building behind me will be classified as tampering with the crime scene until further notice, which is punishable by the law." Currently, no one aside from NanoSec officers are allowed inside the building under penalty of immediate detainment. No suspects have been mentioned regarding the contents of the building, nor have the contents of the building itself been listed.

More information will be provided as it arises.

last updated: 2017-12-02 20:33:53 · link
8 months ago

Radiological Spill In The City!

by H3L

Earlier today, a radiological indicent struck Eisa, bathing parts of the city in low-level radiation. The unit known as NVX-116 was in possession of several nuclear batteries and dropped them, though how the unit came into possession of said batteries is still unclear. The one responsible for the incident, the unit has been apprehended and its owner, Momoko Matsuda, has taken responsibility for the actions of her property. Restitution and cleanup of the incident is pending. NanoSec officer iPup K9 masak0 gave this statement: "Unit 116 was released to Miss Momoka with punishment to come later via community service. If further issue happens, any punishment is possible."

This reporter hopes that the residual radiation is cleaned up quickly so that the current city beautification efforts may continue as planned.

last updated: 2017-11-03 03:49:06 · link
8 months ago

Ghost in the Machine 2017: new date

Due to the relatively short notice with which the initial date for this year's spooky story night was announced, we've decided to move it to 5 PM SLT on October 28, just after our fancy Halloween costume dance at 3 PM SLT. Both events will have L$ prizes, so polish up!

Everyone is strongly encouraged attend the campfire after the dance, even if you don't have anything to share—we need voters, and it's a great opportunity to soak up new ideas for future roleplays.

Following the campfire, we'll be unleashing Phase 2 of the autumn treasure hunt, with a return of last year's fishing minigame, 4 new resource types and 7 new prizes, including some pretty darn cool gadgets! So don't run, pretties...

last updated: 2017-10-20 19:14:44 · link
8 months ago

The Hunt is Live!

Legends tell of a robot uprising in Eisa almost eleven years ago to the very day, when a horde of cleaning and cargo-hauling droids ran rampant through the colony, slaying rebel and corporate lackey alike! Recover the components of the dead machines, as well as the supplies they stole, now scattered throughout Eisa by reckless, forgetful visitors looking for grisly souvenirs from their time on the paradise moon.

Your instructions are in the briefcase next to vi0let at Club io. Good luck!

last updated: 2017-10-19 00:29:40 · link
8 months ago

Ghost in the Machine 2017

Join us at the campfire circle in the Junkyard this next Saturday, October 21 28, at 5 PM SLT for Eisa's third annual spooky story night! L$ prizes will be awarded to the creepiest tales, with the possibility of runners-up if we get enough entrants! Bring your best tales of terror, or just a hot mug of cocoa and enthusiasm for listening. It's a once-in-a-year event you don't want to miss...

last updated: 2017-10-20 19:09:04 · link
9 months ago

Site improvements

A couple of changes have slipped into the EisaNet website over the past few weeks, not otherwise majorly noticed. One, we've added the material from the 2017 Job Fair as our new classifieds section; RP-related advertisers highly welcome. You can also see the latest job listings at the bottom of the front page. Two, as of right now, news posts support comments! Users with characters may select a character to comment as, so you can be IC about reacting to IC stories.

Update: also, robots now have their KV testing status listed on their profiles! Rejoice.

last updated: 2017-10-11 21:41:04 · link

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